Saturday, May 2, 2020

Deer Gone

I went to check on the deer at around 7:30 and it was gone from it's resting spot. I walked around the house and there she was munching on the flowers. I walked towards her and off she went with NO LIMP!, I cornered her behind the motorhome, opened the gate and then got her moving towards the gate and out she went. I didn't actually see her leave but I cannot find her in the yard. I suspect she may have been bruised by a car or the fence and slept it off over the afternoon. She looks very healthy now.

I am now the laughing stock of the herd! "Listen up guys, this is good. So I put on this fake, exaggerated limp and the old fool served me salad and ice water and gave me a place to sleep!".

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  1. Maybe it is time to just give up on flowers and let the deer have their way. No more beating sticks in the ground, fixing fences, just worrying about stuff. I grow things, lots of things and the deer and whatnot have their way-I just plant more. For my fruit trees, I put a little wire around them when they are small , the flower beds just get eaten. The vegetable plots-they are about 10 times bigger than I need so we both get some. I gave up trying to keep the animals out, years ago.
    My father used to put up electric fence, shoot the beasts with rock salt loaded shotguns-too much drama for me.

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  2. Sooner or later these deer are going to stage a coup and rush the place.

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  3. Oops! I still think you did the right thing although Norma would have been rather pissed.

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    1. Norma would have been very angry at me! :)

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  4. Could have been Norma stopping by to check on things in a deer suit!

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    1. LOL! I can't see it, she hated the things. She may have sent the deer out to check out my defenses though.

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